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This Week's 20 Most Hilarious Tweets From Women

This Week's 20 Most Hilarious Tweets From Women

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit, and Stardia Women curates hilarious musings of 280 characters or less each week.
Scroll down to see this week's best female tweets, then head to our "Funniest Female Tweets" page to see previous roundups.

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I wish I liked anything as much as Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys being unrelatable— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) May 10, 2021

Did a tick write this tweet? https://t.co/3BMskIYDKI — dj fuck (@eggshellfriend) May 11, 2021

I invented my passwords when I was nine years old and have never looked back— LN (@abernothing) May 9, 2021

I would never give my quarantine pets away, but if they are destroying my house, I like to gently remind them that some people do.— Child free sober wine mom (@katewillett) May 12, 2021

A woman could have four broken limbs and massive internal injuries as a result of an epic battle with fire-breathing dragons, and the first question the doctor's office will ask is, "When was your last menstrual period?" — Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarrons) May 8, 2021

The CDC has also stated that I will not be required to wear a bra again— Ayo Edebiri (@ayoedebiri) May 13, 2021

Wait, why are plane tickets so expensive? You're going that way anyway, so just give me a ride— Steph McCann (@steph_mcca) May 12, 2021

"Okay, so you're going to a wedding and you want to look like slutty wallpaper..."— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) May 11, 2021

Say what you want about me, but I never had my mother saved as a "birth giver" or "parental unit" on my phone— abby govindan (@abbygov) May 9, 2021

pic.Twitter.com/GRDoUh9P0I — siân (@sharnacious) May 11, 2021

Y'all, my boyfriend looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Bae, I think this is going to be our year." I lit up, started smiling, and asked, "Year for what?"... and then he said, "For the cowboys." lmao boy, leave me alone. — Bree Nicole (@_celeBREEty) May 11, 2021

The Notorious J.O.V. (@whotfisjovana) May 11, 2021 pic.Twitter.com/Hf7tJIi4ty

— nataleebfitness (@nataleebfitness) May 10, 2021 I'm still crying because someone told me I should call my women's-only gym "the g spot" because men will never find it — nataleebfitness (@nataleebfitness)

The duck ramp is infrastructure pic.Twitter.com/xPoO1sO1Od — Emily Lamb (@emilymlamb_) May 8, 2021

When I was 19, I was very nervous to tell my mother that I had spent most of my savings on a baby hedgehog and had saved so much for it that she interrupted me to tell me she would love and support me no matter who I was or who I loved, and that's when I realized she thought I was coming out— Caroline Conrad (@CPConrad) May 10, 2021

Honestly, I'm surprised the road to Hell is even paved— Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) May 11, 2021

When my life stops being a joke, I'll stop putting "lol" at the end of my sentences.— Iris (@Jest_Iris) May 11, 2021

It's funny how westerners eat pizza, chips, and burgers with their hands, but when it comes to food from other cultures, it's eww why are you eating with your hands?— Ashleigh (@Goddess0shun) May 13, 2021

I'm crying because every time something bad happens, Americans are transformed into the cast of The Office pic.Twitter.com/P0coDp6JfX— | (@shOoObz) May 12, 2021

My father simply waved some chicken around and said, "look, it's poultry in motion." — Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) May 8, 2021

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