On Monday's episode of "Conan
," comedian Patton Oswalt
declared that "absolutely nothing is going to change" as the country recovers from the pandemic
the video below.)
For example, the former "King of Queens" star told Conan O'Brien that he once thought buffets would never return, but now he believes they will return in a most "defiant" way, and commercials will reflect that.
“We don’t have any woke sneezeguards like those liberal left-coast weirdos,” he mock-advertised. “Come out to our cough-welcome zone.”
“We'll make you a Caesar salad right in your mouth!” he added.
O'Brien and his sidekick, Andy Richter, also cracked a few jokes
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